Anatomy

So if you have ever had anatomy you know the main rule Mrs. Blackburn always tells us.
What happens in Anatomy, stays in Anatomy.
But what happened in anatomy the past two days, was just too good to keep in anatomy. So feel special that I am sharing top secret information with you. So sit back and relax because it's.....STORY TIME!


On a beautiful chilly afternoon, 30 kids piled into Mrs. Blackburn's anatomy class in room 217. They were slightly excited for enjoyable note taking and were planning in their little minds how to set up their notes. When they walked in the room, each child felt a strange difference in the atmosphere. What was happening? Blackburn was still playing solitaire on the computer, all the skeletons were still attached and in place. But what was it? The student quickly rushed in and sat down long before the two minute bell rang. They were all good little children. Suddenly, Blackburn chose a student out of the class and gave him a bowl with the label: A. OH NO! This was the end of poor David Tobler. We all knew it in our hearts that Blackburn was trying to poison him. But just as we thought that, the teacher turned it around and told David to put a dash of whatever was in that bowl, on our tongues. WHAT?! We were going to die. David looked around curiously and then went along with his task. After a few moments, with each student's tongue hanging out of his or her mouth, people started to wave their hands back and forth...and try to talk without using their tongue, and then started screaming. It sounded like this "Ih, hurns, ih hurns!" Yes, if you hadn't guessed it already, it burned. Beau's tongue had even started turning purple and black. We had been poisoned with......salt.
The next day we piled into the classroom like always, but were soon over powered with a horrible smell. Looking around us we saw hundreds of plates with different globs of what looked like...baby poo. They were the usualy colors of brown, yellow, green, purple....but some of them smelt unusually sweet. What had this kid eaten? Then, like the day before...we were forced to eat this "food". We had to close our eyes and plug our noses and our trusty partner had to spoon it in. I was sure we were poisoned this time. After we all finished eating the 6 different kinds of glob Blackburn told us what it was we had eaten. BABY FOOD. The kinds included : peas and brown rice, peaches, apple pie, apples and blueberries, sweet potatoes and chicken, and squash. Bon Appetite bloggers.
THE END!